That was the moment I realized what an a** my crush was and lost interest in him. We were all banned from the pool for the rest of the summer. My sister told the lifeguard that she only did it because pushed me first. went to a lifeguard and complained about being pushed in against her will. Sister: “Oh, you didn’t want to go in the water? It didn’t matter when didn’t want to go in.” My sister shoved in the water and pulled me out. Sister: “, I thought you weren’t swimming today?” laughed as I grabbed onto the side of the pool.Ĭrush: “She pushed you! You should see your face.” When I resurfaced, I saw and his mom at the edge of the pool. I stood up and almost immediately ended up in the water.
Mom: “Oh, but it’s the pool! Everyone swims!” We talked for a few minutes when a woman, who turned out to be his mom, came up. Still, when I saw my crush, I had to say hello.
I was just learning how to handle my womanly cycles, so I wasn’t really comfortable getting in the water during that time. I burst out laughing as he headed to the parking lot.īack when I was fourteen and my sister was nineteen, she took me to the community pool. Manager: *In a stern tone* “! CART DUTY!”Ĭoworker: “But it’s hot outside and I’m helping !” When she catches someone goofing off in front of customers, she comes down hard. I see our manager emerge from the front office. Thank you so much.”Ĭustomer: “You’re welcome, dear. I hand her the receipt with a HUGE smile. I restrain my laughter with great difficulty. She gives my coworker a nasty look.Ĭustomer: *Loudly* “Young man, are you going to help your cashier or keep striking out with her?” My customer starts grabbing the already bagged items and loading her own cart.
The bagger jumps out of the way before it hits him. My customer finishes unloading and shoves her cart into the bagging area with force. He keeps throwing comments at me, laughing at his own jokes. I let out an annoyed sigh and start scanning with one hand and bagging with the other. Me: “, start bagging or go away.”Ĭoworker: “It’s cute when you’re frustrated!” My customer, an older lady, is still unloading at the other end of the register. My coworker is standing in the bagging area, trying to start a conversation, not paying attention to the growing pile of groceries that I’m scanning. A customer with a very large order has come to my line. One of our baggers, a guy who recently graduated college, always comes to my register just to chat.